Thursday, February 12, 2009

This world is a big Ocean……..

This world is a big Ocean……..
and it is full of FISH…. [FISH is a pseudo name for feminine human species]
So, every fish will be waiting for them to rescued and put into aquarium [Aquarium is Male species life]
In Hindi,

duniya ek badi samandar hain
uske andar machiliyon ka kami nahi hain...
har ek machili.... apne aquarium ke liye wait kar rahi hogi….

But ,due to pollution and global warming FISH strength is getting low…

[Here Water Pollution is refered to pollution only caused by woman’s wants…
As each woman will carry or possess 3 to four woman’s accessories like foot wear to make up gear….Which is creating lot of demand and lot of companies…Poor male species they don’t know that running any factory related to women is like putting their head into alligator’s mouth… That stunt may turn audience in but @ the cost of ur life]

[Now, the second thing is global warming… it is a substitute for jealousy that feminine species have to their same sect species… if one has got something another also gets something more or big or similar.. this increases the reproduction of same product without improvement and as the life period of such goods are short lived the cycle repeats. In olden days it was slow and long so it wasn’t a problem now…the cycle is reaching its start point fast…this is global warming]


Now, the problem is FISH before getting into once in an aquarium first reaches aquarium shop…everybody can check it out before getting into their lives… As the aquariums strength is more than fishes… and one aquarium can only hold one FISH… if u allow multiple FISHES to reside they consume lot of resources than normally…

So… every one tries out the FISH in the shop… they seem to be nice… But, as soon as they find a better bigger aquarium they will jump… it is once said that [A man is considered as a successful person only when his earning is more than what his wife spends and similarly a woman becomes successful when she finds such a man]….

So, depending on age and needs FISH seem to jump easily from one aquarium to aquarium… And to jump into another aquarium they need a valid reason so the FISH will make the aquarium stink and loose it’s beauty and basically once a FISH comes in it includes what all it needs into the aquarium… so aquarium looses identity… so when FISH also leaves it spoils the remaining identity.. .and leaves the FISH marks… so, u have to clean the tank again loosing ur inherent attributes… [like hanging over with frnds in bar… later alone…. some things like tat..]

So, until a FISH finds an aquarium suitable to it… it will be jumping or some body acting like a net will move it to other aquarium like parents who will find a match for the FISH… But, where ever it goes it will make the aquarium stink and bad… so it needs cleaning.. .and aquariums are of no use without fish….

So, beware guys… the beauty of aquarium is unique don’t spoil with dirty FISH,…

Rock the valentine dayyyyyyyyyyyy :P


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