Monday, January 26, 2009

BUCKET LIST TO RECOVER FROM BREAK UPPP

What keeps u happy out of break up….

Break up doesn’t have categories… whether u guys decently broke up or broke up violently or broke up for whatever reason… There is only one category i.e., BREAK UPP categoryyyyyy……

My friend always says this “u never made up in the first place to break up. :O”
Then I stop thinking of break up and think of whether I made up or not… Somewhere it says i haven’t but,…. It won’t stop there, when I dig deeper I will find myself that we both had that Couple telepathy every couple will have. We both had the thin glass that never made us to see the embarrassing habits of others. And we always weave a nice spider web around us, In which every thread will have her. This is a guy’s confession so don’t ask for girl stuff 8)

The restaurants we love the food we like the places we go the phone call we shall wait for. What else u need to know that u r in a relationship. And when u know it is sinking u only know one thing to do, that is to make the gal flow out of that web as a butterfly by helping and keeping urself in the same cocoon and in that pursuit u end up like a slippery spider caught up in its own web of love. While she flies off.. It is always easy for the transition as we help them many a times.

It is a SIN to be GUD and to be a SINNER u need to be TUFF and HARD. Every time a girl flies off they get better and beautiful. As a guy takes all the chaos and Tuff part of the game now.

When u make it easy for her she shows sympathy rather than love
Now, she has got plenty of reason to show that how lame u are compared to her new mate.

If u stay as a friend u will eventually pity on u as u r the one listening to her new mate’s Greatness. If u say anything that’s it u r the bad guy in the world.
What the hell??? Is this the low strength of the gals on earth is getting my nerves…and keeping them in superior position.

Now, coming to INDIA…

Gals have reasons:

Reason1: They need boy friend, Because all her friends have.

Reason2 : They need boy friend, Because all she needs is some guy to do work for her. [ya they are physically challenged and that’s why they need men. K I accept it is nature’s play]

Reason3: She needs a boy friend to share. But, still they want us to listen not reply.

Reason4: U can’t over ride their decision even after knowing the agony and pain in that.

Reason5: They respect their family a lotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt[as we dont care our family]

Reason6 : They love boy friend a lottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Now these two are conflicting ones.. Why means…
One day they will tell that they will do anything to live with u [guy].
On the other day they say that don’t scold my father he is the greatest person on earth.

Now, the problem is they are in a relation and now when u want to marry and u go home. Then get and do all the emotional atyachar…. In India she says my parents are not accepting so I can live without you. U will become VP singh in front of all. Not only that now people think u are immature, vulnerable and here comes loads loads of sympathy and u don’t know what to do.

She jus starts off another kick of flight of love and she says it was painful for her also but as she is the one who is holding all the pain of being the prestige holder of whole family and as she is emotionally weak and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…………. Ufffffffffffffff she has to go with that decision leaving u in troubled future of love life…

I being a gud guy always don’t know what to do when such a thing happens and today I don’t know why I am doin this also… I am E-formatting my thoughts [actually giving life to my thoughts thru words]… And after a severe struggle for 3 months which is still getting worse and worse and worse..

Decided to make the BUCKET LIST TO OVERCOME BREAK UP…….

1 She should also feel the pain. Go tell her. Not her or your parents and especially Friends….

2 Get all the gifts of what she gave to you burn them or use them till they break.[If it is really expensive keep it ;)]

3 Go to places where you love to eat… Don’t avoid any place… as you know that she will be there.

4 Ask your friends who know you both to break that ice glass sheet which keeps you to not notice her faults.

5 In a month are two go hit new one.. When you are out of a relation ship in india u will find that gals who were in the league to hit will be out married or committed to others…. They get married faster..

6 Usually many study to get a better husband.. as guys prefer that…

7 They say that u r such an idiot If u have been some IIM or IIT or VIT passed out I might have not been working with you. This makes everybody feel smallll….

8 When u make rules as boy friend they are customizable to them when a husband makes she obeys… good old autocracy…

9 When u ask why r u pursuing these professional studies they say “my dad told”,”I want to be marie curie[which is a lie very few mean it]”,”I will get a gud husband now a days guys prefer professional study gal[guys think that havin higher studies makes them better thinking and better judgemental but they are still the same when they don’t have zeal to pursue]”.

10 I got deviated… :P

11 Don’t spoil her future but let her know that how much u cared. By caring her close friend or the one whom she occasionally meets…

12 Don’t drink or booze go and work out to remove the extra flab and make her feel jealous for discarding u as a used airtel or hutch top up…

13 When she complains about the phone bill her would be is getting tell that how much u got when u used to call her. But, end with a joke..

14 The thing in INDIA is gals can easily fade off or escape from guys network range even the guys won’t help him reach her.. So, don’t break uppp jus cling around her like Dementors and slowly give the bitter taste..

15 Go to her marriage and with one of your gal friend. If u have made. It is difficult in INDIA as once gal breaks up in three months she will marry and fly away… that’s wy

16 So take ur friend atleast… It is not a western to sleep or sex with some of ur frnd and feel better.

17 here to make up another affair is daunting and guys don’t rush up… stay calm a wounded tigers hunt is better and gives better pay offs..

18 so, wait till u feel normal and it is difficult to use the same jokes or same methods u use to flirt with ur ex… as they may get u back nostalgia abt her…. But, see this as a new chance to renew urself into a better weapon with better techniques and wrong old techniques can be rectified and used again….

19 Don’t become a workaholic or saddy DEVD or Pittiable Devdas… just go out as it is new dawn and u r gonna run the same run along with the herd of HUNT into which new people joined but experience does matter dude…. So, wake for a better dawn and hunt till the dusk…

20 To avoid rush in your life Now, hit many boards with many darts. And now with so many problems around u to tackle u will feel better and ur mind is open again to make those decisions like what u want in a relation frm a gal… and how to get u wat u needed….

So, be hungry being wounded doesn’t make u eat rotten things… wait when the hunger is more and when the time is right when u come out of the web the spider in that is now can be a SPIDERMAN, BATMAN, or SUPERMAN[with underpants on the outerpants] IRONMAN……….. Remember everybody is a super hero and to discover themselves everybody has to go to undergrnd like

spidy to web
Cave to ironman
Planet something to superman
Training to batman
After all these when u r in on road…. For a hunt…………………………….. u will be ….………JAMES BOND.......………………………………………………………………….
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