What is IPL for?

Every IPL it became a habit of mine to say that it is a big distraction to everyone in this country that the government has planned. Using that as distraction for public, government is sneaking up and doing all the things it needs to do.

In the last weeks of IPL:

Blocked viewing of sites on internet like a dictator.

Granted bail to Raja the scammer.

A horrific train accident whose reasons unknown. [ I donno whether it is conspiracy or not. But I strongly feel it is the part of the plan and it happened on a track on which nothing like that happens]

A huge petrol hike, which will be roleld back. [They will roll back for sure but huge increase is done because they want public distracted about other issues]

A arrest of some one who is a threat to the government.  [Jagan’s arrest is nicely planned to avoid agitation among his followers]

All the aboev said are assumptions and I feel they are linked some way or the other. The government is a big notorious one.

People please stop following IPL, it is just a distraction like colosseum in rome. 5 more seasons of IPL you will be chocked by the rules and you don’t even know when they are made. 

 

aa roju vaana padindi

It rained….

Vaana vachindi…and it happened… malli jarigindi… naa life lo poyindi anukunna magic malli kanipichindi…ala navvindi tanu… aa navvu ki nidra leni naa bratuku lo pagati kalalu kanna feeling kaligindi… moodu rojula nundi chiraku ga unna weather lo marpu vachindi… pani cheyyani test cases anni pani cheyyadam modalu pettai

Bombay cinema lo aravind swami la nenu ala nilabadi unte naa munde velli poyindi… naa jokulaki naake avvu raadu alantidi tanu padi padi navvindi… mari kullu joke veste appudapudu cheyi chesukuntadi… adedo andamaina feelingu kottina kooda… nannu man handle cheyyagaladu… naakante kopam techuko galadu…

Intalo aamir khan cheppinattu… vaana padindi… naku shave chesukovali anipichindi.. prema puditey prapancham andanga kanipichindi.. kannada cinema choodali anipichindi… asalu… aa time lo propose cheddam anukunte…sudden ga vellalsina cab ni gurtu chesi mari pampindi… naakemo.. ado la undi… daniki kaaranam indaake tagina nellu..urgent ga chi chi posukovalsi vachi…bathroom ki vella… antalo propose chese moment move ayyipoyindi…

Kaani vadalanu repu malli veltanu… ee Bombay cinema ni blore anta tippi adoni tesukoni veltanu..akkada maa jhumm masjid lo kalisi prarthana chesi ramzan roju roza cheseddam ani decide ayya…

Repati bhaagam repu choodandi…

Awesome Mean….

Awesome is used to be just another word in this world. Then suddenly it became LEgendarrryyyyyyyyyy because of Barney and few more people. Today I was googling about the meaning of awesome and its usage. I never thought I will write about a word.

Ok… coming down to the point the word awesome technically or literally means this:

awe·some (ôsm)

adj.

1. Inspiring awe: an awesome thunderstorm.

2. Expressing awe: stood in awesome silence before the ancient ruins.

3. Slang Remarkable; outstanding: "a totally awesome arcade game" (Los Angeles Times).

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awesome·ly adv.

awesome·ness n.

It is an adjective and can be used as adverb or noun too. But recently it’s usage in india has a new meaning which I came to know accidentally. You appreciate someone saying that you are awesome they will feel shy. If you say awesome to a girl in front of her fiancé or would be it may lead to break up as awesome in front of him is like you know I had an affair with her.

If you say it someone in a public meeting then it definitely means you are into her or she is into you. If you keep on saying awesome to appreciate to your female colleagues you are treated as playboy in the office. I never understood when does Awesome became a word that should not be said in public.

My friends always used it as a word to praise somebody not to flirt. I know when to flirt and what to use when you flirt but never thought awesome became a word like that. [Awesome is not equal to u tasted like vanilla]. I still don’t get it how it achieved that status.

With such a progression in the culture, and change in meanings I am left with nothing but use only good, better best only for the coming years. Hope people learn the rightful meaning of what they use. :P. Anyhow unknowingly using this may help you get a false status to keep it up don’t talk much use only high end gre or gmat words you can easily be counted as a guy or girl who is fast in Indian culture. You know what fast means in india.Sometimes using awesome in public makes others think that u r a pervert too... perceptions are pretty dangerous buddy...

I don’t know now the list of non-usable words are piling up… Have fun all….As ignorance is bliss use it for ur own good. Or else try enlightening people.

My 200^th posting needed something like this…

Chronicles of a Fresher --part1

Ur group of colleagues resembles ur Family

I usually try co-relating what the horoscope says to my daily attitude. Not completely but partially. And not all times too. Then after seeing this in Dilbert comic strip which I daily mail to the entire distribution list I suddenly realized I have formed more than a family. And today it completed the whole with just adding one last person into the picture that makes a perfect family picture.

It all started with day one in the boot camp where everybody is working as mean machines. The aura clung with heavy artillery filled guns like brains. And I being a novice and only known face there is my college mate and he introduced me murali the IIT tag on him made me feel different but he doesn’t seem to worry about it. He is more than casual. In India it happens all the time. IIT means different and treated like highly nurtured aliens bloody prejudice can’t help it.

I was stationed at the gate which let me not to doze off or watch news or play flash games. Then my team formed with great rapidity and struggle. I who always misinterprets stuff made myself look like a egomaniac loosing my self-control which is actually a main effect of break up. Then with a little rough time we all stuck together and recession hit us so bad that we became the formidable five to the recession. And helped each other to evolve as professionals.

Mean while the IITian Murali is quite a chap with lot of energy, he spoke from movies to everything and slowly we got introduced to few more, whose names are preethi, indira and rudrama. Rudrama sounded very odd though she is equal to jhansi in history, but never rudrama found a place for name. Jhansi is quite known.

Then it happened we met our manager whose name is narada and who walks so much fast that his words disappear into air as his walking speed is more than the speed of sound. Initially we all five used to stand at a particular distance, which engineers only can do to grasp what all inputs he used to give while he used to fly on his feet. And we were successful at it and we used to be a team and we worked as one. And this was the first step and we successfully used to get the single sentence he made on the fly and everybody had a word now we used to assemble it and get the info.

The first task was accomplished and we found stunned. The sentence was, “The projects are in pipeline” which we interpreted as “Are the projects in pipeline?”. This made us get a shock and no clue what else to do so left to our rooms for the day. While the war between minds made the air in the Odyssey electrified and people still running the current with their potential… first days of postings… said murali from back and went off with a smile.

Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. And one can't blame me as you are relating to it.

SAMRUDHI pathakam...ARUNDATHI

Aaa roju aa ericadaughter ODC ana bade samsthanam [ODC ante Offshore Development Center] project ravatam valla kala kala laadutu… mila mila velugutunna lightla velugu lo artha ratri aina experience unna vallu, leni vallu, coffee supply chese vallatho nitya nandananga undedi…

Andaru podduna 8 ki vachi ratri 11 daaka unde vallu… akkada rallu kotte vallu…[rallu kottadam ante code rayadam anna maata]. Vella yajamani iche kooli takkuva aina kooda taamu chese pani lo anandam kosam tamaku unna chinna chinna kalala kosam andaru hai ga pani chesu kone vallu….

Appudu aa ODC ki arundathi ane manager undedi… ame maata ante vedam, ame paluku kokila gaanam…ame rasina mailee veda mantram… alanti arundati koluvai undanga… oka rakshashudu aa manager ki asst manager ga cheradu… vaadoo pedda edava vaadi pereee pasupathi… vaadu kottina code lo kodi geetalu tappa emuntaayo vadike teliyavu…

Vaadu vachi prati okkari code ni gelike vaadu… vaadu arundathi valla best friend husband avvadam valla arundati mundu oorpu tho sahinchindi.. customer satisfaction taggina pattinchukoledu…

Oka roju aa pasupathi urike undakunda… gelikina gelukudu ki arundathi best friend job manesindi appudu arundathi ki back grnd lo jejemma jejemma ani sound vachindi… aa kopam lo ne vadini fire chesindi….

Eppudu interval,….. J

Break tarvaata arundati HR la tho training eppinchukoni, maata lo padunu penchi, code lo bugs tagginchi rechi poyindi…. Alanti arundati amma paalana lo challaga ac lo hai ga code kodutu bratike vallu aa ODC lo prajalu…

Oka roju recession kammukoni vachindi.. appati daaka company bayataku vellina pasupati lopaliki arundati paina unna vadi sanka naaki lopalaki vachadu… vachi raangaane rules marchadu.. exams pettadu, trainings annadu, unna projects ni poyela chesadu pakka company ki.

Veedi ni emaina cheste ODC lo unna amayaka cooli la bratuku emavtundo teliyaka…arundati andari manchi kosam oka program pettindi daani peere SAMRUDHI. Daani peru cheppi vadini office ki rakunda cheddam anukundi… aa karykramam valla… vadiki sagam jeetam and vaadi sthaanam bench kaadu ala aniellu kakunda ayindi…

Vaadu edi tattukoleka oka roju baaga tagesi ODC lo ki hack chesi andarini enrich kinda maarchadu daniki arundhati amma urike undakunda…vadini ODC lo petti… vadi access card ni lakkoni lopala vesesindi…vadu appati nundi vadala bommali vadala antu ODC lo ne tirugutu unnadu…alanti vaadu undadam valla ODC motham moosesi andaru vere aasthanalu padavulu vettukovalsi vachindi….

Eee valasa ku kaaranam ento teliyaka company ante aasthanam moosesaru…andaru vere chota tala dachukunnaru… eppatiki aa ODC nundi ade sabdham vastu untundi… aa ODC vaipu ki vellina andariki SAMRUDHI pathakam amulu ayindi…

Ala arundati amma aa papistudi nundi migilina aasthanalu anni kaapadi nanduku aame ku danda vesi dandam pettaru andaru….

Cinemalo malli present ki vastundi kaani ekkada ee story ekkade aagi potundi :D

Disclaimer: enduloni paatralu kathanam anta kalpitam. porapatuna evaritho aina match aithe daniki badhyudu nenu kaadu and adi poorthiga yaadruchikkam.

Samarasimha reddy enriched….

Aaa roju enta vetikina project dorkaka intiki tirigi vellaru hemanth and murali… intiki vellangane talupu tesaru… teste intlo valla kaboye maama koorchoni unnadu…. Samrasimha reddy lo jaya prakash reddy laaga…

Appude vachina vallani choosi….samara simha reddy lo jaya prakash laaga..aasha gaaa…

“Emi ra project dorikinaada…..
motham jeetam istamannaraaa…..
monna poina training gurinchi chepte emannaru….”
Ani gaddinchadu….

“Ledu appa dorakaledu…” annaru vellidaru….

“Oreyyyyyyyyy…………..
Chachu sannasulani naa pillalaki ichina kadara….”

“Artha ratri kaadi nundi…
Artha aakali tho…
Artha nidra tho….
Eppudostaara naa allulu…
Motham jeetam eppudu testaara ani kallu kayalu kachela eduru choostunte…
Mundamopula malle vastaru raaa………”

Appudu vellu
“Nindu ratri…
Nindu nidra tho…
Nindu aakali tho choosi unte maaku motham jeetame vachedi” annaru…….

Appudu valla mama “IT company lo Udyogam undi ani mee appa chepte…. Ooranta goppaga cheppukoni pelli chestineee…. Eppudu meerendiraaa…project ledu emi ledu….sagam jeetame vastundi antaru ra….chemadalu testa ra reyyyy……”

Tana daughters vaipu tirigi… “amma… tappu chestine… manchi ayya chetilo pettina anukuntini… aa taaali tempandi…” ani gattiga annadu…

“Maama” ani murali hemanth gattiga ante… “emi raaa porusham poduchukochinaadi eppudu…. Siggu unte oka btech oka mtech ganaka chesi unte project tesukoni randi raa annadu…”.vallu maata matladaledu…

appudu aa maama vallidariki bavamaridi aina venkat reddy ni pilichi “orey nuvvu puli bidda ra velli prject techuko” annadu… ante… fresher aina adiki project dorikindi full salary vachindi…. vella paruvu poyindi…..

Gharshana ENriched

Printer pakkana nenu.. kallu tirigi padi unnanu gharshana lo venki laaga…

Printer papers print chesi oka dragon laaga paperlu kakkutu undi…………

Nenu appati daaka prashantanga project lo pani cheuskone vadini…. Eppudu choosina top ratingsee vachevi… naaaku oka team undedi… mamalni maa office lo items ane vallu… memu evarini lekka cheyyam okka manager ni tappa… memu kottinde code… memu pattinde bug laaga undedi…

Alanti mamalni office lo ni bench babulani papalani…unofficial ga teseyyamani… assign chesaru… chepindi manager kabatti…. Ruthless ga, reckless ga, ethic less ga bench valla list tayaru chesi valla mail ids ni hack chesam…

Aa list lo modata unna vadu..
senthil
debasish
ankur
anand

Senthil: vedu mails tega forward chestadu.
Debasish: amayakudu pani melliga chestadu.
Ankur: pedda andanga undadu pani maatram chestundi…
Anand: eppudu navvutune untadu…

Evi reasons vallani peekadaniki….

Ala vallandarini terminate cheste… bayata news channels vallu, manava hakkula commission mamalni ventadindi vetadindi… maaku shatruvulu ekkuav ayyaru…evaru eppudu em mistake chestaama ani eduru choostu unnaru… manager mamlni temporary garest tesukomannaru…

Ala code kodutunattu act chestu…andari Madhya koorchoni covert operations chestunna rojulu avi…. Appudu printer daggaraku vella appude naa jevitam lo ki enter ayindi chaaaya…. Tanu enta andanga untundooo ante andanga pani chestundi… tanu oka team ki lead ani telisindi… nenu choosina choopulani choosi evado bevarse anukundi..adi tana first impression…

Second time… tanu printer lo papers ayyipoyayi ani wait chestu undi… cheppina inka raledu ani teliste nenu velli call chesa manam ante bhayam bhakti unna service vallu paperlu ventane replace chesaru… appudu kanukunna tana address and tana qualification…

Next time… nenu covert operation chestunna ani telisi… naaa daggarik ivachi sorry cheppi valla team lo okadu forwards ekkuva chestunnadu… paiga review meetings lo questions ekkuva ga adigi naa junior sameera ni edipistunnadu andi… aa roju review ki nene head ayyi naa platform kabatti vadini viraga dunnesa…vadi friend okadu maala vesukunnanu nenu pooja ki vellali annadu..nenu okkati balla meeda guddi code ee roju avvaka pote neeku pooja chesta ani cheppa… ala mana heroism choosindi chaaya…

Aa roju office daggari coffee machine daggara tanu naku propose chesindi… naa jevitam lo alanti anubhooti motta modati sari em cheppalo artham kaaledu… adi cheppi ala veltunna tanaku ela cheppalo teliyaledu tanu nenu kanipettina kotta program ki shortlist ayindi ani salary sagam vastundi ani office ki month lo sagam rojule ravali ani... appudu naa gunde okka sari ga rendu retlu veganga kottukundi…

Appudu Chaaya ani pilichi… nuvvu enrich ane program ki shortlist ayyav… ani cheppanu..valla project aa roju close ayindi client vaddu annadu ani… naa chetula tho nene ala chesanu… anna baadha tattukoleka… nenu velli shredder lo cheyyi pettanu… adi shock kotti printer chaaya inka undadu half a days ani telusukoni naaku shock ichindi nenu kinda padi kottukuntu unnanu… paperlu naa meeda padutuuuu unnai…..

Disclaimer: everything is adapted and fictional.coincidence is luck. can't balme me.

Oooo Aaatma gosha.....kadu konni Aatmala gosha....

Samudram………………
Daniki anukoni ralla guttalu………
Alalu.. rallani ade paniga saava dobbutunnai….
Appudu… akkada oka landscape view lo nunchi chooste… oka ammayi oka abbayi… ammayi abbayi vaipu choostu undi abbayi emo ammayi ki exact ga 10 feet dooram lo.. atu pakkaku tirigi unnadu….

“cheppu suresh cheppu”… nannenduku pilichav andi… kompa tesi I love u cheppi oppukoka pote samudram lo ki tosestaadu emo ani…. Edava manasulo kangaroo okati… saroja ki…

Appudu… suresh venakki tirigi…. Mellaga tala ettadu… juttu moham meedaki addanga padutondi…asale tadisi undadam valla oka rakhamaina aprichitudu effect kanipistondi… appudu… tala ettadu vadu edustunnado navvutunnado artham kavatam ledu…

Oka adugu mundiki vesi…. “Nee kosam roju time ki vache vadini telusa”…. Annadu….appudu saroja andi “adi nee avasaram”ani….

9feet gap….

Inko adugu munduku vesi… “roju ratri 12 daaka enduku unnanu anukunnav….nee kosam… okka nee kosam… nuvvu pade kastam panchukovadam kosam…”annadu..
“adi nee commitment” andi saroja….

8feet gap…

Inko adugu muduku vesadu… “naa pane kakunda nee pani kooda navvutu chesaaa”
Annadu….. “nuvvu cheyyagalav kabatti chestunnav anukunna… daniki deniki link enti aina” andi sarojaa…..

7feet gap…

Ee sari inko adugu vesi… “nee yajamani ninnu tiditey… nenu….. addupadi ninnu kaapadanu kada”annadu….
Saroja andi, “nuvvu kaaka pote inkevadaina kaapadi unde vadu… nijam naa vaipuna undi kabatti..”ani…

Aa maata vinnaka tattko leka….. gaba gaba vegangaaaaa naduchukuntu vachi….“Nee kosam edu adugulu vesaaa prati adugu naaku oka pedda konda lantidi.. naa lanti vadini nuvvila nattetlo muncehsi velladam emi baledu….” Annadu…

“Actual ga nuvvu ten feet nadichav… neeku capacity undi kabatti veyyagaligav…ante…aina nuvvu nanunchi inta kanna emi expect cheyyalevu…. Next time avakaasam vachinapudu neku nenu tappakunda sahayam chestanu…ee sari ki vadiley”.. andi saroja…….

Kallalo nellu nijanga tirigayi suresh ki… “kalla lo k ichoosi cheppu saroja…oka manchi snehituralivi anukunna…. Ela chestava”…… annadu,….

Saroja andi “don’t get emotional suresh…. Emotions ki ekkada place ledu…aina andariki nyayam cheyyadam kudaradu” andi……… ani

[meeku eppudu doubt ravachu…..enti saroja inta itemaaaa ani….reason enti ante…]

Ee discussion samudram oddu meeda kadu oka conference room lo… tele conference lo…. Atu pakkana okaru etu pakkana okaru…. Suresh ten points rasi techadu…. Kani adagaleka poyadu…. Nyayam jaragaali anna tapana tho krushinchadu…. Saroja mamulgaane next andi… ee sari…. Venkatesh…. 30 adugula dooram lo unnadu…. :D chaala time pattela undi traffic perugutundi mari bayaluderutaaaaaa tata........



Oooo Aaatma gosha.....kadu konni Aatmala gosha....

Edi maa Harish gaadi psycho story………….

US lo Aaaaa roju prashanthanga kakunda mamulgaane undi….. eppati laage aa roju kooda endalo mana harish nallati godugu pattukoni, pedda nallati coat vesukoni…nallati leather shoes vesukoni…. Nallati kalla addalu pettukoni … etu pakka choostunnado teliyakunda addalalo nunchi okarini choostu unnadu…. Aa restaurant lo unna aa manishi peru prudhvi…. Vadu sannaga chikki poyi untadu… kani dobbi dobbi tintadu… paiga enta tinna rubber spring la egurutu untadu….

Vadu tinesi..intiki car lo kakunda friends ni vella mani cheppi naduchukuntu vastunnadu… appudu ahrish prudhvi ni over take chesi…. Sudden ga 180 degrees turning ichi… face lo face petti… nallati addalu tesadu…tesi.. navvutu jebu lonchi oka doughnut tesi vadiki choopincha gaane… china pillalu biscuit kosamoo chocolate kosamo tappipoyinattu… prudhvi vaditho velladu.. sandulo ki tesukoni velladu… prudhvi ni harish… tesukoni velli oka pedda smile ichi… asale bojja nindu ga unna prudhvi kadupu lo oka GUDDU gattiga guddadu… ante vadu phat….. poyadu…. Vedu addalu pettukoni godugu pattukoni velli poyadu….

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Aaaaa roju……………. Vipareetamaina gaaali…. Aa gaaali lo…mana harish chinnapudu exhibition ki tesukoni vellamani godava chesadu…. Intlo vallu sare ani tesukoni vellaru… kani mana harish exhibition lo tappi poyadu… akkada vettukuntu unte… vadi school mates vadi carrier lo food share cheyyaledu ani shops venakki tesukoni velli… kadupulo gubhe gubhe gubhe ani tega guddesaru…. Bayataki vachadu… valla parents ki dorikadu intiki velladu.. vediki jwaram vaste bhayapadinanduku anukunnaru…

Vadi notlo thermometer peditey heat valla blast ayindi.. andaru fever anukunnaru… kani vadiki maatrame telusu adi paga pratikaram ani…… alane school ki velta annadu.. enni mandulu ichina temperature taggatam ledu… parents vedi sincerity choosi muchata paddaru… appudu… manodu school ki velli…vadini kottina okadiki chocolate ista ani cheppi bathrooms side tesukoni velli… oka pedda navvu navvadu….kadupulo guddadu… so modati sari kavadam valla vadu oka debbaki kakundaa..rendu debbalaki poyadu… appati nundi vadu roju valla intlo unna pillow meeda practice cehse vadu….

Anatomy book kooda koni chadivesadu….

Ee flashback vini harish ki oka gf kooda undi… vedu only abbayilani maatrame kadupulo guddutadu ammayilani no way………….

And ekkuva tini sannaga unna vallane target chestadu………

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Ala oka darunamaina potta guddudu program valla vadu ala tayaru ayyadu…. US lo cheyyadnaiki mundu Hyderabad lo friends ni taj banjara lo buffet ani cheppi tesukoni velli tega tinipinchi tarvata gachibowli lo ki ride ki ani cheppi tesukoni velli cheruvu daggara kotti padesevadu… ee Madhya chestunna construction works lo bayata padinaaa emukalu and stomach… valla ee vishayam telisindi…

Aina chichi anni rojulu aithe stomach muscle kada ela untundi ani doubt ravachu… mana vadu guddina guddu effect ki muscle bone ki velli atukoni… and back bone kooda break ayyedi force valla…so stomach ala appadam la atukoni preserve ayindi anna maataa………….

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Ela oka anyayapu snehitula charya valla debba tinna puli revenge tesukunte elane untundi… anna daniki pratyaksha sakshyam……. Mana harish malli restaurant gate daggara ee sari…. Kartik alias school kosam wait chestunnadu…….. kani ee sari vaana lo……………..nalla coatu…nalla addalu… nalla shoes…nalla godugu tho………

“ee bojja needi…..ee guddu naaadi….” Edi vadi slogan….

"ee veta aagadu ... bojja pagalaka maanadu" edi vadi motto......

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Disclaimer: ye edava ki aina edi nene anipiste adi valla kharma naaku sambandham ledu pure coincidence………. Creativity rights anni naave….